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Juan Toosie

is thinking what a great film inception is :)

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Juan's Status Updates
  1. 22/07/2010 00:32
    I am thinking what a great film inception is :)
  2. 16/07/2010 10:49
    I was loafing . . .
  3. 24/06/2010 17:57
    I was trying to get his iTunes library onto another computer . . .
  4. 05/06/2010 12:06
    I was trying to remember how many Cuba Libres I drank last night . . . groan . . .
  5. 24/05/2010 12:05
    I was thinking about getting drunk in my back garden while the British Summer lasts . . .
  6. 18/05/2010 11:17
    I was . . . struggling to finish . . .
  7. 17/05/2010 18:33
    I was . . . contemplating the mysteries of a large Pizza Hut pizza :)
  8. 13/05/2010 17:18
    I was . . . trying to think of something meaningful to write about . . . but I'll probably just go with violent :)

is reading Dracula by Bram Stoker.

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Juan's Reading List
  1. 01/08/2010 15:55
    I am reading Dracula by Bram Stoker.
  2. 01/08/2010 15:55
    I was reading Odd Hours by Dean Koontz.
  3. 24/06/2010 17:59
    I was reading Zombie Britannica by Thomas Emson.
  4. 05/06/2010 12:07
    I was reading Mister B. Goode by Clive Barker.
  5. 24/05/2010 12:05
    I was reading Odd Thomas by Dean Koontz.
  6. 17/05/2010 23:37
    I was reading World War Z by Max Brooks.
  7. 17/05/2010 18:33
    I was reading not much by nobody.
  8. 02/02/2010 12:49
    I was reading The Living Dead by Lots of different people.

Juan's Stories & More

  1. Brother OddJuan Toosie
  2. Forever OddJuan Toosie
  3. Mister B. GoneJuan Toosie
  4. Odd ThomasJuan Toosie
  5. Searching for NothingJuan ToosieThe Back Cover:
    This is a story about . . . well I suppose its about nothing . . .
  6. World War Z: An Oral History of the Zombie...Juan Toosie
  7. How Long Does it Take to Destroy a World?Juan ToosieThis short story is unsuitable for childrenThe Back Cover:
    What happens when the world finally gives up on humanity? How long will it take for the slate to get wiped clean?
  8. Beyond the ShadowsJuan Toosie
  9. Shadows EdgeJuan Toosie
  10. The Way of ShadowsJuan Toosie
  11. ... Of the DayJuan ToosieThis short story is unsuitable for childrenThe Back Cover:
    If British society was a person, then this is who I think he'd be . . .
  12. MorningstarJuan Toosie
  13. Handling the UndeadJuan Toosie
  14. Let the Right One InJuan Toosie
  15. How Long Does it Take to Destroy a World?Juan ToosieThis short story is unsuitable for childrenThe Back Cover:
    What happens when the world finally gives up on humanity? How long will it take for the slate to get wiped clean?
  16. The Living DeadJuan Toosie
  17. The Seventh Day - An ExtractJuan ToosieThis short story is unsuitable for childrenThe Back Cover:
    This is a very short extract from a 350,000 word book. It is about the event that led to Satan's fall from heaven . . .

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  1. Alan Hughes
    31/08/2010Alan
    I WILL NOT BE IGNORED.
    Read my short stories, they are far greater than anything written by yee. You'll see. It will blow your mind.
  2. Alan Hughes
    31/08/2010Alan
    I am the all conquering master of the written word, wordsmith of the blank page. Like Pollock to the blank canvas, or Dali from the dreamworld. All shall tremble before me
  3. Alan Hughes
    27/08/2010Alan
    Check out my stories please, I think you'll find I have discovered a new form of writing. It's genius.
  4. Vik Verplanken
    26/07/2010vik verplanken
    Thanks for your comment on my story, I appreciate it ;)
  5. Michael Gunter
    17/07/2010MichaelG
    No, you didn't offend me. I'm not easily offended. I was just commenting on it because I love that book. I've read it seven times.
  6. DAVID BROWN
    24/05/2010DAVID DOUGLAS BROWN
    Am I the first to notice your picture? How goes things with the Cartel? I thought you were dead man!
    Anyway, thanks for reading my story. And please don't have me killed!
  7. Rashawn Etheridge
    20/05/2010Nynetine
    i finished chapter two today now if only i had enough to publish it...lol thanks for the tips and ill seek out that pesky inverted comma...hope you enjoy part two when and if i get it published, Cheers.
  8. Kevin Hayes
    17/05/2010khayes2009
    Hi, thanks for the comment. I hope you will enjoy reading some of my other work. I feel that my writing has improved with each passing story i write
    Thanks again.
  9. David Leonard
    13/05/2010jacko
    Hi. Thanks for the lovely comment. Your description of the older woman was exactly as I imagined her. Well done
    Jacko
  10. Lucy Falconer
    13/05/2010carolineargo
    Thanks for taking the time to read and comment on my stories Juan. Much appreciated.
  11. Denise Cleveland
    28/02/2010Goodgirl09
    thanx glad you enjoyed it
  12. Chel Samson
    20/02/2010pRITiQueEn
    thank you for your comments,..i appreciate it..
  13. Dick Boldre
    18/02/2010Ricriv
    Hi
    Many thanks for your comment - it's so long since I wrote the piece I will have to re-read it but you're probably right in what you say. Good lesson for me to remember -don't watch Misdomer Murders.
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Juan Toosie
Username
Fats
Gender
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Age
30s

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Author
James Ellroy
Poem
Not Waving but Drowning
Quote
Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination.
Hero
Batman
Villain
Batman
Place to Read
Train / Bus/ Toilet / Bed
TV Channel
BBC News 24

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